10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine fix, switch to espresso.
4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Order a diet water whenever you are out to eat.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
7. Sing along at the Opera.
8. 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
9. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"